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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Tips and rules of exam

Tips and rules of exams :
1)When writing essays,please to not write it till its so funny that it makes the teacher laughs he/her ass off when marking and not so disgusting till the teacher pukes all over your paper =)
2)Go to toilet before exam starts,if not wear MOMMY POKO PULL UP PANTS!! XL!!!!
3)NO CHEATING!But can discuss(jk jk,but seriously no cheating plz)Get caught = 0 marks and parents are called.

4)No communication are allowed during exams or it will be taken as cheating.Communicating with the teachers are also CHEATING?!! >.< 5)Have your stationary prepared as no borrowing are allowed.But they never say can't steal 0.o(JK) 6)Calculator spoil during maths test.........that i have nothing to say,you no need do the exam already. 7)No device capable of storing information are allowed such as Handphone,ipod,mp3,mp4,psp,your mom and your brain. 8)REMEMBER TO BRING EZ LINK CARD!!Place it at the top-right hand corner of the table during the exam.Don't bash the teacher up if he/she laughs at your ugly face.Just bear with it =) 9)After exams,you are allowed to go home and do YOUR ACTIVITIES. 10)After completing the paper,please check for reading/writing mistakes. 11)Do Not Fart when doing the paper as it will be heard very clearly. 12)Read the Instruction on the cover page of the paper.Just in case it says " CALCULATORS ARE NOT ALLOWED!!" 13)Write neatly if you can or the teacher can't read it. 14)No vulgarities or marks will be deducted(i think). 15)Study Hard And Do Your Very Best ;D **16)DO NOT SING DURING EXAMS!!WE NEED CONCENTRATE!!!
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-T.L
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